Function Drinks

Every now and then I usually try a new kind of drink from my local Whole Foods store. Last month I found Function bottles on the top shelf in the drink isle. I recall watching an interview regarding Function Drinks earlier this summer and how one of the company heads traveled around the country making sure Function labels were visible on every shelf.

I especially enjoy the Brainiac bottle, because it makes me feel smarter just by looking at it. The drinks are made from a variety or organic ingredients, including “kinko biloba leaf extract”, “soy phosphatidylserine” and “red cabbage dye”. There is even a drink called Night Life that promotes “desire, reward, satisfaction and proper circulation”. Just don’t expect it to promote during the morning hours.

Has anyone tried any of the Function Drinks?

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